User:IHIMSELF

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About Me

I HATE OBLIVION.

That's three words, but I honestly don't care. Yes, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion has Gorgeous Graphics, a seemingly endless number of quests, and a massive open-world environment. Again,

I.

Don't.

Care.

Wait, I forgot one of the other major facts about Oblivion: It's more addictive than Skooma. Bing! What do you know, I actually care.

You see, I bought Oblivion for the PS3 in 2006... Or Maybe it was 2007? I really don't care. What matters is that Resistance: Fall of Man was sold out, and so my dearest friend, who happened to be at the store with me during the glorious ceremony in which I leave an offering of five hundred bucks to the high priest at the Temple of Best Buy, or whatever store that was, in which he sacrifices five copies of Benjamin Franklin's Ugly Mug upon the altar section of the cash register,in which the demonic Sony gods smile upon my petty form and spit out some shiny, state-of-the-art, black-and-chrome beast which the priest takes off the shelf and hands to me... enough of that stuff, I've gotta finish up here. My friend was yapping like a starved Mexican Chihuahua about how I should buy Oblivion, and I did.

After the first four hours of my first experience with Oblivion, i was officially an addict. I know I didn't capitalize that last I, and I don't care, either.

To wrap this up, lets say I began worshiping the Nine Divines, memorizing the Daedric Script along with the Dwemeri and Aldmeri Languages, and eventually becoming a user of this site.

Thanks for reading my very long story, but then again, I really couldn't care less. IHIMSELF 00:53, 15 July 2008 (EDT)